Lovino Vargas
Welcome, you bastards. If you're Germany, get out. If you're France, leave. Now. Damn.
The name's Lovino Vargas! That stupid Spain is the only one that can call me Lovinito.
On the topic of idiots, I am the brother of probably the biggest idiot in the world: Feliciano Vargas. Well, he isn't that much of an idiot. He just doesn't understand... well... Damn.
Anyway, I like tomatoes, farming, and women. I refuse to eat any foreign food especially cheese or potatoes. That shit is nasty.
I hate France and Germany. France just flat out scares me. Then there is that stupid potato bastard Germany who keeps feeding my brother macho food like wurst! Ugh!
The name's Lovino Vargas! That stupid Spain is the only one that can call me Lovinito.
On the topic of idiots, I am the brother of probably the biggest idiot in the world: Feliciano Vargas. Well, he isn't that much of an idiot. He just doesn't understand... well... Damn.
Anyway, I like tomatoes, farming, and women. I refuse to eat any foreign food especially cheese or potatoes. That shit is nasty.
I hate France and Germany. France just flat out scares me. Then there is that stupid potato bastard Germany who keeps feeding my brother macho food like wurst! Ugh!
